Intentionally Failing An Exam

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   You want to fail your exam,right?
Its not strange because you have your reasons....like
* You want to punish your parent
* You want to punish yourself
* If its a scholarship exam....but,you dont want the scholarship

* If passing the exam will make you leave the country or go to a country you dont like...but,you dont want to leave

* Some may decide to fail in order to fulfil their dream and not their parent's
    ........follow these tips,then......


1)Pack All Your Books And Lock them Up


2)Be A Cooch Potato : watch TV from morning till night


3) Play Games And Loud Music


4) Engage Yourself In Any Sporting Activity


5) Have Fun


6) Eat A Lot Of Food


7) Start A Yoga,Music Or Dance Lesson


8) Attend A Wild Party A Day To The Examination Day


9) Give Opposite Answers To All Questions


10) Don't Forget To Smile After The Exam




Warning: Do not engage in any form of examination malpractice,as this can ruin your reputation




I dont the reason why you want to embrace failure into your life....Its just like as if you want to waste your time.


     You can just tell your parent(before you register) that you are not interested in doing it,make them unerstand you....but,if that is not the reason....then,do what you know is write and stop wishing yourself....Failure

    Be Bold

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