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Dumping Your Girlfriend

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       Some guys are like....I want a breakup....I dont love you anymore...     Even if you want to break up with her......Dont hurt her inner self.         There are ways you can do so.....That is,if its the only thing you can do 1) Take her somewhere quiet:  A quiet place is where you need,to avoid being disturbed or distracted. 2) Hold her hands 3) Look sad and troubled 4) Do not look into her eyes 5) Start with :  There is something bothering my mind that I want to tell you,but I dont want to make you sad.... 6) Tell her you love her 7) Talk about her happiness :  I have been trying my best to make you happy in this relationship and I want you to be happy for the rest of your life. 8) Tell her you are not ready for a relationship since,but you have been trying your best. 9) Give Reasons:  I need to face my studies,I dont want to be distracted,I have many problems,am just ...

Intentionally Failing An Exam

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   You want to fail your exam,right? Its not strange because you have your reasons....like * You want to punish your parent * You want to punish yourself * If its a scholarship exam....but,you dont want the scholarship * If passing the exam will make you leave the country or go to a country you dont like...but,you dont want to leave * Some may decide to fail in order to fulfil their dream and not their parent's     ........follow these tips,then...... 1)Pack All Your Books And Lock them Up 2)Be A Cooch Potato : watch TV from morning till night 3) Play Games And Loud Music 4) Engage Yourself In Any Sporting Activity 5) Have Fun 6) Eat A Lot Of Food 7) Start A Yoga,Music Or Dance Lesson 8) Attend A Wild Party A Day To The Examination Day 9) Give Opposite Answers To All Questions 10) Don't Forget To Smile After The Exam Warning: Do not engage in any form of examination malpractice,as this can ruin your reputation I...

A Realistic Short Story -My Mr Handsome;Our Shattered Love Life

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I was coming home from work that evening when I remembered that I ought to check if my younger sister's result is out,she just did her secondary school cerficate examination. As I moved nearer to a computer centre which is not far from my work place,I noticed that there were three people inside....I know the owner of the shop and his apprentice!....Very handsome...and cute too.I saw his complexion before I saw his face,though(lol)....a fair skinned man.       I asked the computer man(from a far istance),if the result is out and I was relieved when he said 'NO'.Had it bee a 'Yes',i would have passed where Mr handsome was sitting.             As I was about to get to the bus station,I heard someone shouting(Hey hey),I looked back and saw Mr handsome coming my way,he was waving his hand.I wasnt sure if he was talking to me,so I looked around and realised withour doubt that he was referring to me.        Hi....Uhm.....

A Realistic Short Story -Trampled Love

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                    They were born on the same day by the different women,women who were enemies and by different clans,clans who were enemies. Asthey grew up,they became friends and when seen together,were beaten.               Years after years,their fondness grew to admiration,their admiration grew to love.They often met at nights,in a place,where no eyes could see them and this continued till the night she cried before him,the night she told him her father told her to prepare for tomorrow would be coming to see her the next day.      That night was dark and cold but it was full of promises,the promises they made to eachother,as they held hands,looked into eachother's eyes,as their lips met.....             He fondled her,his eyes full of love and  lust with youthful rage which made her heart leaped.       They ran ...